What's On

There really is something for everyone at The Harlequin Theatre & Cinema.  Enjoy looking through what's on at The Harlequin this season and remember it could not be easier to book tickets to any of our events or cinema screenings.  Simply book online, call the Box Office on 01737 276500 or pop in and see us!

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  • Tickets from: £22.50 - £22.50
  • first showing: Fri 4 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Fri 4 Sep 2015

The Dreamboys

The Dreamboys are back and hotter than ever with a brand new Show and UK Tour for 2015. Over 18s only.

  • Showing Times: 20.00
  • Tickets from: £5.00 - £7.50
  • first showing: Fri 4 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Thu 10 Sep 2015

Absolutely Anything 12

The Monty Python team reunite in the story of a schoolteacher who is granted magical powers by aliens. Directed by Terry Jones, starring Simon Pegg, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin and Robin Williams.

  • Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Simon Pegg, Robin Williams
  • Showing Times: 15.30 & 19.30; Except: Sunday 6th 16.30 & 19.30*(Subtitled); Additional Baby Club Screening Wednesday 9th at 11.30am
  • Running Time: 86
  • Tickets from: £0.00 - £0.00
  • first showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015

WW2 Film Season: The English Patient 15

A burn victim, a nurse, a thief, and a sapper find themselves in each others company in an old Italian villa close to the end of World War II. Through flashbacks, we see the life of the burn victim, whose passionate love of a woman and choices he made for her ultimately change the lives of one other person in the villa. Not only is this film a search for the identity of the English patient, but a search for the identities of all the people in the quiet old villa.

  • Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, Willem Dafoe
  • Showing Times: September 5th 7pm
  • Tickets from: £2.00 - £2.00
  • first showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015

SATURDAY MORNING CINEMA CLUB: Two by Two PG

A flood is coming to end the world, and the animals’ only hope of survival is to go ‘Two By Two’ onto Noah’s Ark. Provided they’re on the list, anyway.

Dave and his son Finny, a pair of Nestrians, discover to their horror that their species isn’t allowed onto the Ark. Disguising themselves to sneak on board, they become separated, with Finny stranded outside when the rain starts to fall. And Dave’s trapped on board with a hungry lion.

‘Two By Two’ is a hilarious animated comedy about the unlucky animals which were on the wrong side of evolution.

  • Starring: Patrick Bach, Carla Becker, Ava Connolly
  • Showing Times: 9.30 & 11.30
  • Running Time: 94 mins
  • Tickets from: £0.00 - £0.00
  • first showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015

WW2 Film Season: Goodnight Mr Tom PG

Set in a small English town at the start of WWII, Goodnight Mister Tom is based on Michelle Magorian's novel about a cantankerous WWI veteran named Tom Oakley (John Thaw), who, against his will, is paired with a London orphan named Willie Beech. 

  • Starring: John Thaw, Nick Robinson, Annabelle Apsion
  • Showing Times: September 5th 1pm
  • Running Time: 146 mins
  • Tickets from: £0.00 - £0.00
  • first showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015
  • last showing: Sat 5 Sep 2015

WW2 Film Season: Hope & Glory 12

Bill Rohan, a young boy living on the outskirts of London experiences the exhilaration of World War II, as seen through the eyes of director John Boorman, who also wrote and produced the autobiographical film. During this period, Bill learns about sex, death, love, hypocrisy, and the faults of adults as he prowls the ruins of bombed houses on Rosehill Avenue. His childlike father is off chasing patriotic dreams of glory from behind a military clerk's typewriter; his teenage sister runs wild; his mother can't cope; and everything in the end will eventually turn out all right.

  • Starring: Sarah Miles, David Hayman, Sebastian Rice-Edwards |
  • Showing Times: September 5th 4pm