Comedy Cottage


The Award Winning Comedy Cottage returns after a summer break with another stellar smorgasbord line-up and a fun night out guaranteed, all whilst raising funds for causes close to our hearts!

Headlining this month will the be International Comedian and Writer, columnist for the Guardian and New Statesman, who can be currently seen on C5's Celebs in Solitary, the utterly famously fabulous....



Winner AWA Awards (2010)

Columnist of the year at PPA Awards for her New Statesman Column (2008)

London Evening Standard "1000 Most Influential People in London" (2016)


Shazia’s TV appearances include; ‘Travel Man, 48 Hours In…’ (C4), ‘Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls’ (C4), ‘The Jonathan Ross Show’ (ITV), Top Gear (BBC), ‘Loose Women’ (ITV), ‘The Late Late Show’ (RTE) and she is a regular panelist on ‘The Wright Stuff’ (Channel 5). Radio includes; ‘Graham Norton Show’ (BBC), ‘Steve Wright in the Afternoon’ (BBC), ‘The Craig Ferguson Show’ (SiriusXM), ‘The Now Show’, ‘Saturday Live’, ‘Woman’s Hour’, ‘The Robert Elms Show’ (BBC), ‘The Ian Dale Show’ (LBC) and ‘The Frank Skinner Show’ (Absolute Radio).


“Shazia Mirza is provoking laughter and large intakes of breath once again … brave and urgent” (The Telegraph)

“at this moment in time – post-Brexit, post-Nice, post-Orlando – it’s on point chilling and superb” (The Skinny)

“Mirza has stepped up a gear… the bravest thing you’ll see on a comedy stage this year… a remarkable finale” (Sunday Times)


Supporting Shazia



'original and funny' (

'Intelligent stand-up, instantly engaging. Truly fabulous' (BBC)

'Cheeky northern comedian...brought the house down' (The Argus, Brighton).

'Has that oomph needed to take an audience along with her...a natural' (Chortle)



Joe has beaten the Gong at London’s notorious Comedy Store three times, won Comedy Cafes' New Act night. Beat the Blackout at Up The Creek in July 2014 and recently featured on Channel 4’s Rude Tube.

"Fucking amazing' - (Phil Kay)

'Unsolicited.' - (The Guardian)



Hassan Dervish is a musical and spoken word with fun storytelling rhymes set to an original soundtrack. His act features a range of characters, stories of modern life that everyone will be able to identify with. He will resonate with fans of comedy who aren't afraid to go along with something silly and catchy, or with anyone who has ever heard a song by The Streets



2017 NATYS finalist

2016 finalist of: "So You Think you're Funny"

2016 semi finalist: "Funny Women Award"

A force to reckon with and a dynamic " wild card" in a line up. Punchy, blunt, accessible; french Arielle Souma performs with a distinctive style.



Winner AWA Awards (2015)

Winner Argos Angel Award for artistic excellence (2015)

'Smart, funny with a mischievous glint' (Times)

'Hugely talented, extremely funny divine diva' (Time Out)


House tunes from Pete Dennis


Charity this month is Kent, Sussex and Surrey Ambulance


Show 8pm

Doors 7.30pm

Tickets £11


  • Tickets from: £11.00 - £11.00
  • Showing Times: 8.00pm
  • First showing: 28/09/2018
  • Last showing: 28/09/2018